dear santa...
1. my old school shaving fix
-old school Vulfix badger hair shaving brush.
-"JJH" monogrammed shaving mug.
-Taylor of Old Bond Street Luxury Shaving Cream, any fragrance.
-Merker "Hefty Classic" double edged razor.
2. my old school music fix
-Crosley portable record player, tweed.
3. my nerdy book fix
-The Doctrine of God, John Frame
-The Doctrine of the Knowledge of God, John Frame
-Systematic Theology, Louis Berkhof
-Longing to Know, Esther Lightcap Meek
4. if santa really exists...
-ESV thinline calfskin leather Bible
-Blundstone #500 boots (aussie size 12)
-Deering "Goodtime" banjo
-old school Vulfix badger hair shaving brush.
-"JJH" monogrammed shaving mug.
-Taylor of Old Bond Street Luxury Shaving Cream, any fragrance.
-Merker "Hefty Classic" double edged razor.
2. my old school music fix
-Crosley portable record player, tweed.
3. my nerdy book fix
-The Doctrine of God, John Frame
-The Doctrine of the Knowledge of God, John Frame
-Systematic Theology, Louis Berkhof
-Longing to Know, Esther Lightcap Meek
4. if santa really exists...
-ESV thinline calfskin leather Bible
-Blundstone #500 boots (aussie size 12)
-Deering "Goodtime" banjo
posted by Joe and Josie Haack at 6:19 PM
3 Comments:
Santa didn't see the list in time.
You're getting instead:
1. a nice gap outlet discovery with a small hole near the collar back and
2. some other stuff you can't take back
Your secret shopper is probably the most selfless giver ever. . .you'll get this and. . .oh, by the way if you don't like it your stuck with it. . .oops, did you read the "NO RETURNS" policy? Well at least your little outlet discovery will leave you holier than before. . .
Secret shopper Annie Helwig? Better yet, I think it's his outspoken, tyrant, wickedly witty, wife Josie whom I hope never buys a gift for me. . . I like big money RETURNABLE items. . . so that pretty much ensures I won't be receiving any items from her. . . at least not anything I would want, but clearly I would be stuck with.
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